Ok guys, that time is coming: Christmas is going to happen soon and someone is going to be born (God’s birthday – wowwwoowwo!). If you are on Erasmus, it’s almost time to come back home: your friends and family are waiting for you to come back. Every city is getting ready for this moment: lights everywhere, Christmas trees everywhere, people buying presents everywhere… I … [Read more...]
Archives for December 2016
Dickhead Housemates That Hate Clean People
I’m clean. Like, I’m a homosexual that’s anally retentive about cleaning sort of clean. I wasn’t always clean. I’ve had my fair share of days where … you probably don’t want to know. So I’ll tell you. Like, waking up holding a half-eaten kebab next to your face sort of dirty. Like, you’re so hungover and devoid of life that you proceed to devour said kebab for … [Read more...]