Your flat is your home. The place where you feel comfortable. Where you survive the hangovers. Where you fart without feeling bad. Where your smartphone connects automatically to the wifi. For some reasons (you are poor or you like to live with more people), you share your flat with more people. You can called them "friends". You share beautiful moments (when you discovered … [Read more...]
Dickhead Housemates That Hate Clean People
I’m clean. Like, I’m a homosexual that’s anally retentive about cleaning sort of clean. I wasn’t always clean. I’ve had my fair share of days where … you probably don’t want to know. So I’ll tell you. Like, waking up holding a half-eaten kebab next to your face sort of dirty. Like, you’re so hungover and devoid of life that you proceed to devour said kebab for … [Read more...]